• The town of South Park celebrates the new, hip metro-sexual craze.
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• Join Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle as they get lost in virtual reality, go underground with Cock Magic, and uncover the shocking truth about a music superstar. For them, it's all part of growing up in South Park!

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The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople with its incredible bargains. Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart and its low, low prices. A Global Warming State of Emergency is declared in South Park as the world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. A Global Warming State of Emergency is declared in South Park as the world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton.

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Cartman searches for an elusive creature on this episode of South Park. It's all about Easter.

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A life-threatening phenomenon takes over South Park this week, as two species do battle on the episode 'Faith Hilling.'

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Cartman comes up with a new business idea this week. It involves the selling of gemstones.

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When Clyde accidentally kills his mother by not putting the toilet seat down, Americans are forced to buckle themselves in to poo.

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On the season fifteen finale, Kenny's parents get arrested and the poor kid might end up in foster care!

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The South Park kids watch a History Channel Thanksgiving and believe that aliens were involved in this holiday. Well, at least Cartman seems to buy it.

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When Cartman becomes the 1% result of the Presidential Physical Fitness, the other 99% of the class team up against him. Like Occupy Wall Street. Get it?

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Randy and Sharon head to Broadway to watch a musical. Although Randy starts off bored, he changes his mind with a 'Broadway Bro Down.'

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The South Park elementary students' secrets are all exposed via an online gossip blog. Who is it? Gossip Girl?

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Cartman and the boys play a little Texans versus Mexicans, but the game turns serious when Cartman ends up joining the U.S. Border Patrol.

South Park Quotes

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

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Cartman: Suck my balls.
Ms. Choksondik: Present them.
Cartman: What?
Ms. Choksondik: Present: Whip them out and I'll suck 'em.

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